Aug 31, 2006
Aug 24, 2006
Aug 22, 2006
Snakes on THIS Blog...

So Holly and I went to see Snakes on a Plane, as I'm sure every good, intelligent person has done as well. I haven't seen that many creative deaths since Final Destination. It had everything I could have asked for, horrible dialogue, bad characterization, SNAKE VISION!!!!
Either way, there was a GIANT snake in the movie, who couldn't have actually existed, and in my fairy fun land I own him and his name is Horatio, and I ride him around and tell him to charge at things.
Holly wore a Gorilla suit yesterday and danced around in front of people.
Life is beautiful.
Aug 16, 2006
Aug 11, 2006
D.U.I DIDN'T MEAN TO!

So everyone MEET MARGARET!!!
This is a very VERY grossly exaggerated interpretation of what actually happened the other night.
I, in fact was not sticking my hand out of the window and screaming "WOOO!!" while driving. Instead I was going steadily over the speed limit at exactly 5 miles an hour, while Margaret reassured me every step of the way.
Hot times.
Dance party at our place this Sunday. If you're in the area, I recommend it!
Aug 6, 2006
Between the Bars

"Oh, there appears to be a SOLID WALL at every location the map has indicated as a smoking area. HOW MOTHERFUCKING CONVENIENT, YOU ASSHOLES!!!!"
It's safe to say that this was the most frustrating airport/plane experience of my life. And it isn't even the HALF of it.
The saga continues when our plane sits on the tarmac for an hour, our luggage takes for flippin' ever, the shuttle to the rental agency comes once every 45 minutes, and the first one is full...!
Stopped traffic on the LA highway at 2am...!!!!
Ridiculous.

Aug 5, 2006
A.S.S. Guest Strip!!!

So this is not so much a strip as a guest draw fun time...
Everyone say hello to Neil and Daniel. They took the normal approach, whereas Holly and I tried to go all mystical and shit and become fairies and Pan? I have no idea. But we did learn one thing. Holly is terrible at the violin.
Which is why she has been exiled to California for the next 10 days.
BOOOO!
Thanks guys! Check out After School Special's podcast, in the excellent links section.
Till next time, bitches.
Aug 3, 2006
Holly's Return

So I got OVER excited last night that Holly was going to be back home... And I kind of drank enough alcohol to kill small ponies...
So when Holly came into my room this morning all happy to be back, all I could say was "I'm sorry, I have to go to work..."
Luckily, I have gotten over my hangover, got someone to cover the rest of my shift, and am now able to play!
Close call.