NO HEED!

bit my chin

2009-05-05T11:54:00.002-04:00

ok, ok, ok. It's been a while. sorry. This is my new husband. he bites chins.

The Protestant Bend

2008-09-09T08:07:00.002-04:00

I'm never letting Kim ride in the blazer again...

:-)

Jibber Jab

2008-09-03T10:42:00.003-04:00

I'll probably take this down later, because my father is not a Mexican and I don't wear glasses (but I used to want to).

I'm too tired to draw funny today, so I thought instead I would base this one on true events.

Next time I'll make something good.

In a galaxy of arbitration far, far away....

2008-08-27T08:44:00.004-04:00

This fight actually did occur between me and Super Kim at a coffee shop just the other night.

Woo hoo crossovers!

She Ain't No Hemingway

2008-08-21T07:44:00.003-04:00

Thanks Kim.

I hate Clowns.

2008-08-13T10:10:00.001-04:00

I dunno.

Fly.

2008-07-30T09:40:00.002-04:00

Just wondering about fly thoughts.

Bangers and Mash #3- Super Kim is Thwarted

2008-07-29T11:08:00.003-04:00

Based on this conversation:
KimOfTheDesert: man i've gotta take a dump, but the second it starts to come out a customer will come in and it'll sssuuuccckkk
Jessc0 White: HAHAHHAHAH
Jessc0 White: can i quote you on that?
KimOfTheDesert: of course.
KimOfTheDesert: it is but the truth
KimOfTheDesert: butt the truth.
KimOfTheDesert: butt
KimOfTheDesert: heh heh

Super Kim

2008-07-28T13:25:00.004-04:00

So Kim and I decided to make a crossover, because we thought the differences in our drawing styles would be funny side by side and also our different interpretations of us as super heroes. I think it's pretty nifty myself.

She's referencing Bangers and Mash #2 by the way. (I might have been the only one not to get it.)

Check out The Adventures of Super Kim!

Joe Pesci Island

2008-07-28T12:43:00.002-04:00

So Holly and I were giggling one night and started talking about those islands in Dubai where the guy is going to make his own and they'll look like a map of the WORLD!

This was when Holly pondered, what if you made islands that would look like people, such as "Joe Pesci" Island...

I had to draw him.

You can find the picture I used as reference HERE!

Dry Humor

2008-07-24T11:25:00.003-04:00

Besides B&M, I'm also starting a thing on the new Dry Cleaning gig I have. I might make both of these separate from No Heed in the future. But until that happens...

And this DID happen.

Bangers and Mash #2- Bessie

2008-07-24T10:19:00.006-04:00

I just think flying cows are funny. Check out movies "Twister" and "Van Helsing".

Later.

Bangers and Mash!!

2008-07-23T13:12:00.005-04:00

This isn't supposed to be funny, I was just dicking around with a concept of two super heroes called "Bangers and Mash", which are really me and Holly with masks on. I work at a dry cleaning store now by myself all day with about 5 max customers! So, more things like this will appear. And you'll like it. Bitches. <3

Always Crashing in the Same Car

2008-06-24T16:59:00.001-04:00

Negro Blanco- Tampons lose!

2008-05-28T18:18:00.002-04:00

Oh yeah....

Holly Language 101

2007-12-04T14:57:00.000-05:00

Self explanatory post. <3's to you internerd.
~Jessco

Hilda! Hilda! Get me a map of Everything

2007-11-08T16:46:00.000-05:00

'Allo Interwebs!

This is Mitchell the Great. He plays in a band called Mighty Zorgon, and will be at the Cave this evening in Chapel Hill at 11pm. He wants you to see him play his guit-box.

What else? Not much.

Stay D-Tuned.

--NM

One Evening at Fuse

2007-10-30T01:30:00.001-04:00

Sequel to "Good Morning Carrboro" months and months later...

Hello again internerd land. Missed you.

<3 Jessco

Spring EMOakeover 2007!!!

2007-03-08T00:55:00.000-05:00

2007-03-02T16:30:00.000-05:00

3-pac lives!

2007-03-01T13:04:00.000-05:00

B+W=MS(LOL)

2007-02-16T12:40:00.000-05:00

oh man. I LOL'd.

The backstory should be pretty obvious.

It Came Upon a Midnight Plastered

2007-02-13T21:20:00.000-05:00

Holy Hell. Beware, they loom in the darkness and come for you under closure of night and bar lights.

I'm just glad it was water she threw and not something that would stain!

LSD + Jesse + Hunam = ???

2007-02-02T20:21:00.000-05:00

Everyone, meet Jesse, our awesome roommate.

I have an Exam tomorrow. Which reminds me of this one time...

2007-02-01T23:51:00.000-05:00

Lazy.

Some of you may have seen this one before.

Olde-Timey Classic.

WHAT WOULD YOU DO WITH TEN DOLLARS RIGHT NOW?

2007-01-31T16:04:00.000-05:00

Wish you had more friends? And less acne?
Ever wanted to fly? Raise young? Regurgitate worms?
Girlfriend won't let you have a threesome?

Realize your dreams today through the revolutionary system called NoHeed!!
That's right, folks! Jess and Holly are firing up their mouses (mice?) to make personalized NoHeed cartoons for the first time EVAR!!

The process is simple- look for the "Make Donation" button in the sidebar, make a donation (i dunno, 5 bucks?), and tell us your name, email, favorite kind of pie, and what sort of cartoon you'd like us to draw for you. Or you know, leave it up to chance and see what we come up with. (there is a slight chance we may question your mom's virtue or your sexual orientation with this option)

Jess and Holly live in an awesome house of starving artists and one starving journalist. We've got some bills to pay off, so every donation will go to the "Let's not get Evicted, Carrboro" Fund. It's a good cause. And I can probably make it look tax-deductable.

Thanks guys: let's draw!

Ten Years Gone

2007-01-31T12:28:00.000-05:00

New haircut for Holly, somewhat more accurate than the one before.

I like this sweater.

I think this picture is more interesting if you consider foreshortening, that my arm is spiraling out at you, rather than curving over my head and enlarging a la acid. Or Everlong.

Happy Wednesday!

Sir Lew gives advice...

2007-01-29T16:44:00.000-05:00

Mark actually said this to me last night at Fuse.
I laughed much harder than I should have.

Boo Christmas.

2006-12-27T02:38:00.000-05:00

lil' update after the long drought. Tis now the rainy season, as we're getting our pasty asses in gear and crankin' out the HITZ fo' youse guyse. Thanks for tuning in to 404.Error, NO HEED!! Where the party don't stop.

Sorry about all this, folks. I've been stuck in Indiana for far too long.

It's ALIVE!

2006-12-12T17:53:00.000-05:00

We're coming back.

The Wall just kind of sucked out our souls for a while.

And my computer died too.

But I'm being reborn slowly.

w00t.

Run like hell.

2006-10-18T06:02:00.000-04:00

yey!

Ninja... Ninja... RAP!

2006-10-09T11:27:00.000-04:00

Meh, I'm grouchy. Registration is a headache. I want to graduate. Graduating is hard. I have to fill out all of these stupid forms, and do all of these stupid things, and tell lies to professors, and fake cry.

And I'm sleepy!

Me, Holly and Margaret are running triviaZ tonight, hot damn. Come one come all.

RENT screwed me over as only an aids based musical can. More info later.

OHHHH!!! PEACHES!

EVOO!!!

2006-10-07T03:41:00.000-04:00

Rachael Ray.

Is the Joker.

...We hate Rachael Ray in THIS household!!

Adventures in Elon

2006-10-02T04:46:00.000-04:00

Holly Calkins.

Destroyer of Sororities, Champagne, Tables, Chairs, Pillows, Parties, Cellular Phones, Kittens, Eyes.

Cunning Linguist.

I think I had fun at Holden's party last night, but I only remember 30 minutes of it due to the fact that I drank an entire bottle of Andre while waiting for the guests to arrive.

Then I apparently (I have no memory whatsoever of these things) raided the apartment next door for missing chicken, screamed at dumb bitches across the street, punched Gerry in the gut, challenged every person in the vicinity to fight, lost my shirt, yelled on the phone to Andy, blacked out, and puked on everything Holden owns AND my now non-functional cell phone. In fact I puked so hard I POPPED MY EYE. Blood spot on my eye the size of a dime.

That's right, bitches.
I partied until my EYES BLED.

Holden: "Yeah, there are certain roadblocks that keep you from being The Incredible Hulk... but when you drink... those just all float away..."

2006-09-30T03:36:00.000-04:00

I swear, your Honor- she said she was 18!

TWO SCOOPS OF FUN

2006-09-28T05:06:00.002-04:00

I'm BACK, BITCHESS!!!

Thanks for your patience, I'm back with gusto. bringing you pornographic, hilarious, distasteful, and true MSPaints day In and Out.

I'm a Velvet Goldmine.

#254

2006-09-25T21:55:00.000-04:00

Yep. Holly and I are continually getting more and more cracked out at the House of Awesome.

Praise Jesus!

2006-09-18T01:57:00.000-04:00

Today's guest strip comes from Sir Daniel of the Delicious Nuggets.

I got a giggle.

Hope everyone likes the new banner.

We ARE going to be updating this thing more frequently soon. The thing is, we're trying to make better MS Paints than ever before... and that's a tricky thing.

Later bitches.

Rainy Days and Mondays...

2006-09-06T02:21:00.000-04:00

Yep.

...

Yep.

is there anybody out there?

2006-09-03T18:43:00.000-04:00

After sitting out in the sun all day trying to promote The Wall auditions, and in consequence, getting horrid bright red sunburns, Holly and I had even more fun Tuesday night. We set up our audition table, hoping that someone would pop by any minute to try out. There was a huge influx of people! And, as it turned out, they were all at the Center for Dramatic Art to audition for another play that was going on right down the hall. After awhile we realized that auditions were hopeless for the evening and went to go paint a cube to promote auditions for the next day. That post complete with MS Paint pic, will have to happen tomorrow.

To be continued...

Holly turns 21

2006-08-31T11:11:00.000-04:00

by Emily Morton.

our awesome housemate and a tiny, tiny bug.

No Dice.

2006-08-24T04:08:00.000-04:00

This is just my general opinion on what I would like to do tomorrow.

Snakes on THIS Blog...

2006-08-22T05:05:00.000-04:00

So Holly and I went to see Snakes on a Plane, as I'm sure every good, intelligent person has done as well. I haven't seen that many creative deaths since Final Destination. It had everything I could have asked for, horrible dialogue, bad characterization, SNAKE VISION!!!!

Either way, there was a GIANT snake in the movie, who couldn't have actually existed, and in my fairy fun land I own him and his name is Horatio, and I ride him around and tell him to charge at things.

Holly wore a Gorilla suit yesterday and danced around in front of people.

Life is beautiful.

God Damn You, Cancer!!

2006-08-16T05:23:00.000-04:00

I.... really have no idea.

I'm truly sorry.

That is all.

D.U.I DIDN'T MEAN TO!

2006-08-11T02:57:00.000-04:00

So everyone MEET MARGARET!!!

This is a very VERY grossly exaggerated interpretation of what actually happened the other night.

I, in fact was not sticking my hand out of the window and screaming "WOOO!!" while driving. Instead I was going steadily over the speed limit at exactly 5 miles an hour, while Margaret reassured me every step of the way.

Hot times.

Dance party at our place this Sunday. If you're in the area, I recommend it!

Between the Bars

2006-08-06T04:22:00.000-04:00

"Oh, there appears to be a SOLID WALL at every location the map has indicated as a smoking area. HOW MOTHERFUCKING CONVENIENT, YOU ASSHOLES!!!!"

It's safe to say that this was the most frustrating airport/plane experience of my life. And it isn't even the HALF of it.

The saga continues when our plane sits on the tarmac for an hour, our luggage takes for flippin' ever, the shuttle to the rental agency comes once every 45 minutes, and the first one is full...!
Stopped traffic on the LA highway at 2am...!!!!

Ridiculous.

EDIT: So here's some "bonus" extra storyboarding on the left over here. I drew this on the plane on my laptop in about 4 minutes. it's really quality stuff, I'm sure you can imagine.

American Women... OF THE FUTURE!

2006-08-06T03:12:00.000-04:00

Ok, so I fucked up this post the first time. But here it is again! In all its beauty.

Jess and I helped our buddies at Contagious Media make this short film for the 48 hour film fest held recently in Greensboro. We didn't win anything, but we sure are proud of the little guy.

We think it's the Cat's Meow!

A.S.S. Guest Strip!!!

2006-08-05T01:50:00.000-04:00

So this is not so much a strip as a guest draw fun time...

Everyone say hello to Neil and Daniel. They took the normal approach, whereas Holly and I tried to go all mystical and shit and become fairies and Pan? I have no idea. But we did learn one thing. Holly is terrible at the violin.

Which is why she has been exiled to California for the next 10 days.

BOOOO!

Thanks guys! Check out After School Special's podcast, in the excellent links section.

Till next time, bitches.

Holly's Return

2006-08-03T22:06:00.000-04:00

So I got OVER excited last night that Holly was going to be back home... And I kind of drank enough alcohol to kill small ponies...

So when Holly came into my room this morning all happy to be back, all I could say was "I'm sorry, I have to go to work..."

Luckily, I have gotten over my hangover, got someone to cover the rest of my shift, and am now able to play!

Close call.

Elevator?

2006-07-30T18:57:00.000-04:00

So I made this picture while I was quite inebriated, with Meredith watching me. I dunno, I guess I was thinking, 'What would be the most awkward elevator ride of ever?' And this is what I came up with, in sketch and color.

So yeah. Woo.

Until next time.

Oh and an upcoming guest post from After School Special.

Hot.

MARGARET COMES BACK TO THE "HOUSE OF AWESOME" ON TUESDAY!!!!

I have absolutely no memory of myself between the ages of 11 and 15.

2006-07-28T04:14:00.000-04:00

So I'm in Indiana for the time being with my 13 year old sister visiting our grandmother.

It can get pretty dull here, needless to say.

And if I can't smoke all hours of the day, by Zeus's Beard I'm gonna drink liquor all hours of the night.

And smoke all hours of the night. And drink all hours of the day.

Actually, none of this is very true. I smoke at random intervals, and also enjoy a beverage with relative moderation at varying points in the sun's 24 hour cycle.

You see, It's SCIENCE over here.

I bring the motherfucking SCIENCE, bitches.

Heterosex Life Partnership WITHDRAWAL

2006-07-27T03:11:00.000-04:00

Well as you can see... Holly has deserted me for the next 3 weeks... leaving me with the question... WHAT THE HELL AM I GOING TO DO? Luckily, there will be a certian Ms. Margaret here in two days, who can answer that question. And one day, in the distant future, there will be an occupant yet again for every room in this house. Oh did I mention that? There's no one in this 6 bedroom house except for me and Whitney...

BOO!

Sorry it's been so long since an update, but Holly and I were working very busily on the 48 hour film festival for Greensboro, NC. Check out some of the pictures in the forums on Is It Contagious!

Later.

Dan: Subleaser? Or Mad Man?

2006-07-19T22:26:00.000-04:00

So this image comes from our subleasing pal Dan, who is sitting upstairs right now drinking beer. Apparently he was so bored, he decided to make us this insanely awesome MS Paint of wonder.

He'll be moving out this weekend, so I like to see this as a slight "going away" present, if you will.

Of rabbit shit and doom.

THANKS DAN!

Freeze me in Carbonite

2006-07-19T17:37:00.000-04:00

Some days it's very easy to wake up and feel like Jabba the Hut... I feel like that today. Like a giant blob of big ugly.

Ewwwwww....

The Prevailing Sentiment

2006-07-19T15:29:00.000-04:00

LET'S BUILD A FORT!!!

2006-07-19T03:42:00.000-04:00

It was a beautiful night of mystery and intrigue. Of Forts and Fires!

Only to end in sadness, disappointment, chaos, flaming bedsheets, crying puppies, and pizza.

I will never hear the end of it.
And I swear there WAS a fucking RIVER SCULPTURE I'm not making it up- we didn't have a MOTHERFUCKING FLASHLIGHT, GODDAMMIT so SHUT UP.

Psycho Killer: Syd Barrett

2006-07-18T17:51:00.000-04:00

So last night, after our failed attempt at a fort, which you will see soon in Holly's upcoming post... Sadness...

Neil was nice enough to let me and Holly stay at his place.

Well, to show my appreciation, I had a crazy ass dream and ended up attacking him in my sleep.

Syd Barrett is a feisty motha fucka, I'll tell you what.

Make it so.

2006-07-16T19:37:00.000-04:00

It's sad but true. Jean Luc would never condone me wearing a uniform, not in my wildest dreams.

Oh well.

my boobs are heavy

2006-07-16T18:51:00.000-04:00

It's about that time, folks.

It's like my goddamn ovaries want to make up for lost time or some shit.

All the girlies on the pill can I get a WHAT WHAT??

Fuck you, Estrogen.
Fuck you right in your smug face.

Holy God: A Dream I Had...

2006-07-16T04:45:00.000-04:00

Basically this was an actual dream I had while staying in Georgetown with Margaret and Holly. I don't know why, but I was at my grandfather's house, which is an old school log cabin and I was freaking out about being pregnant and I really wanted a cigarette, and for some reason my dad showed up. And then my water broke and I had contractions and I woke up and my stomach hurt(ed?) a fucking LOT! And I still realllly wanted a cigarette.

The end.

P.S.

We realize that some of these pictures are really big, and that shouldn't be a problem, unless you use Firefox and then the links on the right get all up on the pictures.

Sorry about that. We're pretty lazy, but I'm sure we'll figure out how to fix it soon.

EDIT!!!!
I learned the valuable abilities of the THUMBNAIL!
All ye, bow to my smartness and devilish strange looks!
Hail Jess! She's!!! ... making coffee for these bastards that just walked in.

<3>

2006-07-14T16:16:00.000-04:00

Introducing Mike! Everyone say Hello, Mike! Now take a number, bitch.

I was going to do a drawing about rap music, but this came out instead. I'm quite pleased with the faces/hairstyles in this one.

Now, boys and girls, Let's Listen to Rap Music!!
Toot! Toot! Rap Train leaving the station! Toot Toot! All aboard the Rap Train!

Lionel Richie: a portrait.

2006-07-13T10:23:00.000-04:00

MOVIE NIGHTz0rzzzz....

2006-07-12T18:37:00.001-04:00

Welcome to NO Heed!!!

This is a blog specifically designed for me and Holly to display our amazingly intricate and surprisingly deep, emotional MS motherfucking Paints.

Every one of these paints have to do with actual experiences we have had.

Everyone should move to Carrboro.

And we're changing this boring ass template soon.

Hot.

~Jess

Tiger est bitten eine cock

2006-07-12T10:37:00.000-04:00